Uh-oh! If you're reading this article it means I am dead. Or far more likely, you've encountered a major problem and we're not responding on live chat.
First of all: Don't panic. We've trained for this. We're here. Always.
To reach our emergency support you need to send us a message with the following structure;
If your issue is an emergency, such as:
You can't access ChannelGrabber - Like, at all
ChannelGrabber is completely unresponsive
ChannelGrabber is so slow, it may as well be unresponsive!
Send us the following message through live chat:
"I have an emergency issue"
If you're unable to access live chat, email the same message to firstname.lastname@example.org
This will activate our dormant robot slaves who will alert the nearest staff member to stop what they're doing and check this out for you. We may need some time to get our machines up and running to assist you but rest assured, if you send us the above message, you have been heard and will be responded to as-soon-as-possible.
If you have an emergency issue that does not fit the criteria above, send us a message anyway. We'll look into it as soon as we can, but do please bear in mind that an emergency issue means someone is literally cancelling their dinner plans or jumping out of bed to investigate. We thank you in advance for being considerate when deciding if an issue is an emergency or not!
Our office hours are 9:00-17:00 Mon-Fri